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Hayley-Louisa
obody believed me! It was true! Okay, so landing on the moon is just a bit unbelievible but it was true.Anyway going to Mars afterwards was believible. I built a boat out of cardboard boxes and it flew to the moon. I mean that's easy to believe. People do it all the time. People like Oliver Cromwell. He's still alive to tell the tale. Well, he was until last year when the Loch Ness Monster ate him and he got stuck in there. Anyway back to the story. My best friend Ho Chi Manh was on the moon. He gave me a lump of jelly. Stop laughing! Everyone knows the moon is made of jelly! Well, anyway, the jelly was strawberry. After we had finished eating the jelly me and Ho Chi Manh got into the cardboard boat which then turned into a train and we went to Mars. What? Oliver Cromwell did that to until he got eaten by the Loch Ness Monster! Oh well, when we got to Mars there were these to aliens having beans on toast but I don't like beans on toast so I had bread and jam instead. It was vey nice. It isn't funny! Why are you laughing? Anyway, I heard my mother called me from my house so I got back into the boat(which was now a train) and went back home. I went via the US, the Red Sea and South Africa, where there were lots of nice dodos, and arrived home just in time for tea. I wonder why nobody believed me? And stop laughing!
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