In a nice red house lived a mouse and a piece of Swiss cheese. (This is happening on Earth.) One day the mouse found the cheese.
"It looks tasty," said the mouse."Please don't eat me," said the piece of cheese.
"Sure," grumbled the mouse.
"Thank you!" said the cheese.
One day the humans mousetaps out. The cheese warned him so he wouldn't get caught and they lived happily ever after.