Once, there were three bears, but they were no ordinary bears, they were super bears with dark secrets. One day, a redhead named Samantha Ugenshlyvenshlovenshout, sister of paul smith. Samantha was delivering a parcel of magazines to her great, great, great, great, great son in law on the other side of the world. She was swimming accross the indian ocean when she came across the father bear, out on a stroll. He was carrying a parcel of marrajuanah home with him and samantha was excited. She followed him home and hid in the closet. She waited until they went to sleep, but they were having a slumber party and so they stayed awake. She hid in the closet the whole night until the mother bear found her and thats when the dark secrets came out. She was put in the basement, whipped and used as a slave. But, out of nowhere, peter griffin came to the rescue singing, ding fries are done, over and over again.

then they all lived together in a boot made of spaggehtti.