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MM
 I! I am an average Joe, with an average story. So, where to begin? Ah, yes. I was "playing" with my younger bro (which I don't have in real life) I was whoopin' his tushie. Then I heard a truck pull up. ìMail call!î I opened it. There was a pre-caution on the item. It said ìWARNING! DO NOT RING THE BELL OF DEATH! SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! I DONíT KNOW WHAT! IíM JUST THE PRE-CAUTION GUY! ìCrazy teenagers.î I thought. I rang the so-called bell of death. 1 of my 5,239 ants died. ìBob! Noooooooooo! Or was he Larry?î I sat down on my space couch mourning my loss, next thing I knew I was on a pirate ship. ìAhoy matey!î he said. ì Come meet me alien dog of doom!î Next thing I knew, I was back home. ìWhew! That was close!î I said. Then I saw the alien dog of doom in my face. I held up the aliens worst fear. It didnít do any good. ìCheap rip off artists.î I said I breathed his horrible breath and I died. |
