Once upon a time there was a
man who had a antique  . He lived in the wild with lots
and lots of  . One day, when the man was eating  ,
he felt something in his  . It was a key. The man looked
everywhere for a door that the key would unlock but nothing worked.
Finally he said "I am tired of searching and this is not
working at all." So he finally tried the  . And
guess what? It unlocked! And the man went up in the and
he turned on a switch light. The light made the room seeable.
The man found another exactly like his first antique
one and he thought 'maybe I can sell this!' But the man herd
the
yell, "No! Don't sell me! I have a family and two kids!"
The man thought, 'I must be going crazy! I could of sworn that
just talked!" But then he thought, "I'm probably really
tired. So I am going to bed and I will put the in
the fridge." So he closed the door and brought
the
with him. But then it cried, "No! I'm hungry! Feed me!"
The man was dazed and confused, but he reluctantly got the
some food. The gobbled it up and said, "Well, now
that I am fed, I have to tell you. You have been very good to
me tonight. But I'm afraid I will have to go back into your dream."
And the man woke up. Have you ever heard anything more crazy
than that?
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