Once upon a time, in a town not far from here,
there was a turkey that was very afraid of getting eaten on Thanksgiving.
So when that cold, November morning came, he was scared out of
his skin! But then he got cold so he put his skin back on."
I'm gonna go to some place where every one is a vegetarian."
So he was off!
He traveled to a far away kingdom
called Vegetarian Land. Once he got there, a giant crowd ran
at him."Why are all you so happy to see me? "Because
we haven't ate a turkey in 8 years," they replied,"We're
sorry  , but we are going to have to eat you!"
So they chased him half way to the PETA Kingdom when they
gave up the chase. walked the rest of the way to
the PETA Kingdom, and when got to the PETA Kingdom,
he was surprised to see that the streets were empty. " Huh,
I wonder where everyone is?" " Here we are !"
" We love you ! Come live with us in PETA land!"
thought about his options, either run away
again and go to a kingdom where they might eat him, or stay here
in paradise. Being the smart boy that he was, decided
to stay here with the nice animal lovers and live a life of paradise.
So got a beautiful wife, and had 154 beautiful
babies. He lived happily ever after with his family.
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