nce upon a time, in a forest in Yakima, Washington state, there lived a klutzy bear. He always tripped, went to take a nap in bad places, or breaking something.
One day as he was fishing when he tripped on a pebble.
But, instead of breaking something like always, he landed on a fish.
ìGet me out of here!î said the fish. ìOh Iíll get you out,î said Bear. When he got the fish out, the fish said ìhey! Thaaaaaaanks! Iíll repay you with three wishes!î Then bear said ì No way I think your crazy. Besides sounds impossible.î
Just then a deer came up and said,ì Iím much more prettier than you, you ferocious beast!î wish you looked ugly!î and just like that his wish was granted. Deer was so ugly all the mirrors in a faraway village broke into a million pieces.
Later, bear was picking berries in a nearby tree when a cardinal swept down and said,î I can fly and you canít!î Then bear said, ìI wish your wings couldnít fly!î Then fish said, ì I like your style! ì And immediately Cardinal fell in a pond. The splash was so loud that it could be heard 23 villages away! The bear started to enjoy this wishing stuff. Just then mountain lion came and started bragging about himself. ìI wish you were polka dotted!î Said Bear, and his wish was granted, the mountain lions fur turned purple with large orange dots, All of a sudden, the Fish said, ìThat was the last of your three wishes!î Then fish jumped back in the water.
Then the mountain lion said,î You know I like polka dots, BUT THIS IS ABSURD!!!!!!!!!!!!î

The End
(Literally!)