A.'s "Kyo's Nonsense Story"

In this story, is "basket", is "coffee",
is "sports", is "fish", and is "pea".

"Joe is ten but he does strange things. Every day he eats soup for breakfast with a mug of . Then he brings his of cheese, wine and cold to his nephew Bobby's house. Joe's brother Max lives there too. Joe goes to school and does his grade eight math even though he's in grade four. When he eats lunch he brings a of fried trout, mushy s and . After school he plays . First he goes on the ferry to Seattle to practice with the Seattle Mariners team. He hops on a plane to Alberta to play hockey with the Edmonton Oilers. When he goes back home he grabs his dad to go ing with him. He always catches 139 . His dad catches 20. His family eats the and more soup. Then Joe's mum freeze some and eat the frozen for dessert. He drives his family to the badminton court/skate park/pond/playground/mall/movie theatre. They watch the , see a movie, shop at the mall, and play lots of . He sleeps in the car and secretly steals his dad's basket of beans, s, things and eggs. The End."
Kyo waited impatiently for the stories to be given back. Finally, she picked hers up and looked at it. A big red 'F' covered her paper.
"This is what happens when your sister is your teacher."



The End


Story by: A., age 9, Canada

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