A.'s "Kyo's Nonsense Story"

In this story,
is "basket",
is "coffee",
is "sports",
is "fish", and
is "pea".
"Joe is ten but he does strange things. Every day he eats
soup for breakfast with a mug of
. Then he brings his
of cheese, wine and cold
to his nephew Bobby's house. Joe's brother Max lives there too. Joe goes to school and does his grade eight math even though he's in grade four. When he eats lunch he brings a
of fried trout, mushy
s and
. After school he plays
. First he goes on the ferry to Seattle to practice with the Seattle Mariners team. He hops on a plane to Alberta to play hockey with the Edmonton Oilers. When he goes back home he grabs his dad to go
ing with him. He always catches 139
. His dad catches 20. His family eats the
and more
soup. Then Joe's mum freeze some
and eat the frozen
for dessert. He drives his family to the badminton court/skate park/ pond/playground/mall/movie theatre. They watch the
, see a movie, shop at the mall, and play lots of
. He sleeps in the car and secretly steals his dad's basket of
beans,
s,
things and eggs. The End."
Kyo waited impatiently for the stories to be given back. Finally, she picked hers up and looked at it. A big red 'F' covered her paper.
"This is what happens when your sister is your teacher."
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The End

Story by: A., age 9, Canada