here once was a guy named Tib, Who always told a fib, One day he tripped on a bib, And fell and broke his rib. He went to see Doctor Hawks Who told him not to go for walks. But Tib went for a walk, And then tripped over a lock. Tib fell and broke his head, So now Tib is dead, But, so you don't die, Remember not to lie, Tib died because of a fib! |