''Ladies and gentlemen.'' Please
do not try to attempt this at home, professionals have preformed
these stunts. First up tonight we are going to witness 
live on the  . She is going to attempt to
ride 40 times around on a full size  wearing a  and
to top it all off she will be sitting in the new state of the
art Magnum 5,000  . Just ten more seconds before
it starts. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two,
one, and she' s off. Only ten more times around to go. Now only
two more times and she's done. Say hello to your audience Alyssa.
How do you feel now that you have broken a world record? "I
feel sick" said Alyssa. "Don't worry folks," said
the announcer, as the ambulance rushed off to the animal hospital
with Alyssa. "She will be fine" the announcer reassured
the audience. "Next up we have Weird the Clown". The
next day was back on her feet breaking more world
records. |
