love the Neopets battledome.

One pet, a scorchio has a million degree sword, 20 health, and a large metal shield, the other, a Garrl, has a rainbow frost cannon, 17 health, and a wooden shield. The scorchio lashes out with his sword. Seven damage! The Garrl blasts with the frost cannon. Eight damage! The scorchio lashes out at the Garrl for 5 damage, and then hides under his strong shield. The Garrl, despite his enemy's defense, blasts for 11 damage! Then, making a desperate last stand, jumps and hits the Garrl for 11 damage! The Garrl stumbles and falls to the ground.

Victory for the scorchio!