here once was a person,
He liked to be called mercon,
He was a normal man,
Except he wore a frying pan,
It tillted upon his head,
And fell off when he was in bed,
Then a mosterous man came,
And got a lot of fame,
Because when he sang,
His voice rang,
And then everyone else sang,
But merson who banged,
The monsterous man,
and was rewarded ham,
The next person to come,
was a bum,
who got a lot of fame,
for whenever he came,
He smelled really bad,
and he annoyed his dad,
so merson came,
and got a lot of fame,
for making that person,
get scrubbed in person,
In the city of werson,
is where lived merson,
who was a normal person,
for he was merson,
who got rid of evil persons,
that rode into werson,
now here he comes to kick me out of werson,
for I am no ordinary person,
Because I make fun of werson,
so now Im the evil person.