"The Food Chain"
by
Babak

O
nce upon a time, this guy went to the store. He found out that he was a guy. Then a big hippo came and took a sword from a little kid. That little kid's name was Bill.

Randy was very big. He was 758347053825738245738957328457038952378523 years old. Even though the big dolphin was big, he was small.

Maria's brother was Bill. Bill met Randy. Randy slapped him. Then, Roger ran 32 miles. Bob went to Safeway and bought some buffallo-sized cinnamon rolls and went to a stranded island. There were many dead bodies on that Island.

Hawaii is big. Hawaii is bigger than the big Hawaii.

Gandi was a guy. Some people say Gandi was a guru. Others say he was a gangster. Others say that Gandi was a guy that went around pantsing people.

Daniel was a criminal who wore lots of platinum chains and rings. Daniel said "Bling Bling its a bad boy thing" 24:7. Jin found Daniel and fought him. Jin won and sprayed Daniel's red spray paint inside, around, and dripping out of his mouth. He looked rather.! ..! ........... hurt.

So in conclusion to the story, the story is not over. So there is even MORE to the story. Pencils are very evil and menicing creatures. They go around stabbing people. Some pencils have secret led. The led poisins the person that was stabbed, and that person becomes ............ psychopathic.

Luke is a very ugly boy whoem is ugly. Luke is ugly. Did I mention that Luke is ugly? Well he is. And this ugly boy likes to slap people. He slaps people all the time. He is like Mike Tyson. One time, Luke bit off a guy's ear in a boxing match. Mike Tyson did that too. Luke tripped his mom down the stairs and his mom's legs broke. Mike Tyson did that too.

Lars is a girl. Lars loves crackers. Crackers are all he eats. Lars hates crackers. Crackers are all he eats.

Sam is a swimming pool. Samantha is a 98989898989898989898989898989898989898989 year old boy. His 7th birthday is tommorow.

What a casual world it is. We have everything! PS2s, toilets, TVs, takitoes, computers, and takitoes. The cycle of life is complete in a single household.

Monkeys live in swimming pools, so Bears live in dog houses.

L is a letter. Without the letter L, all of us would not be living, breathing things. So in conclusion, .......... wait, hold up.
So in conclusion, ....................... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, hold up again.

Obviously, you found out the moral of this story. Just in case you haven't, (you have got to be kidding me if you didn't find it out) the moral is " Don't be as round as a clock.

So in conclusion, birds know how to fly. This story is at its end. And the guy lived happily ever after (You know, the guy that I talked about in the first sentence).



The End


 

Story by: Babak, age 10

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