by
Sharanya
1. Teacher: ìWhy do you always write the word ëBankí with a capital Bî?
Student: ìBecause my uncle says that a Bank is no good unless it has a big capitalî.
2. Doctor: ìMr. Raman, the Cheque you gave me has come backî.
Patient: ìDoctor, the same thing happened to me also. The disease which you treated has come back with all symptoms
3. The teacher asked: ëWhat are the leaders of Indian tribes calledî?
One Bright boy answered: ìChiefsî.
The teacher asked again: ìWhat are their daughters calledî?
Another bright boy answered: ìMis-chiefsî
4. Buyer: ìDid you get the cheque sent by me for the credit purchase madeî?
Seller: ìOh Yes! I got it twice. Once through you and the second time from the bankî.
5. Teacher: ìRaghu, What is a right angleî?
Raghu: ìThe opposite of Left angle, sirî.
6. Teacher: ìWhat is a Zebraî?
Ramu: ìA horse that has escaped from the jailî.
7. Boss: ìDid you see the time? You are late for work todayî.
Clerk: ìIím sorry sir, I would leave early to make up for itî.
8. One man standing at the Bus-stop asked another man.
First man -- ìDo you believe in ghost?î
Second man -- ìNo, but I died 20 years ago.
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