by
Phong
"
kay, lets start getting ready," said Phong the Narrator.
"This story is really funny. A girl raves a wolf to a wish sheine with a genie who would grant one of them three wishes. So, of course, the Wolf goes on a shortcut 25 minutes long and Red Running Shorts took the long way 5 hours long. Red had a running speed of 1 hour a minute. Red ran so fast she beat the Wolf by 20 minutes.
Red runs in and says to the Genie,"I wish for a new pair of running shoes. For my second wish, I wish for a new pair of running shorts. For my third wish, I wish for a new pair of running shirts."
So the Genie says,"Your wishes are granted." Red got everything she wished for.
She put them on and met the Wolf outside. She says,"My, what slow feet you have!" So the Wolf gets angry and tries to beat Red to her Granny's house. But Wolf doesn't stand a chance against Red.
Red beats him to her Granny's and tells her that the the Wolf was coming.
So Granny got the refrigerator on him and the wolf gets squashed. Great story, huh?
So, sit back, realx, and enjoy,'Little Red Running Shorts'.And now, like I said,'Little Red Running Shorts'." "You just told the whole story," said Red"We're not telling it again, you old mackeral!" "Hey!"said Phong."You can't just wait out!" "No way!" said Wolf, Genie, and Red at the same time."You blew it like a bomb!" "But you guys are up next! ! The Title says,'Little Red Running Shorts'. That's you!" said Phong. "Come on, Wolf. Let's go, Genie. Were outta here!" said Red. "Hey, wait said Phong. Your story is supposed to be 4 pages long! Hey, come back here you coach potatoes!
What'll I do next!?!?"
