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 ne day, a man was
walking home from the market when he heard a noise behind him
that went thump.....thump.....thump. He looked behind him and
saw a coffin on the path behind him. The man started to run.
He ran as fast as he could but the coffin was gaining on him,
thump...thump...thump.
He finally got to his house and
he slammed and locked the door behind him. The coffin just burst
through the door. It was now opening and closing, clappity-thump...
clappity-thump... clappity-thump. The man ran into the bathroom
and, not learning his lesson, slammed and locked the door behind
him. Again, the coffin burst through the door. The man, frightened,
reached for the first thing he touched, a jar of cough syrup,
and threw it at the coffin with all his might, the coffin stopped.
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