by
Caleb
y mom comforts me when I'm Sad
My mom spanks me when I'm Bad (that's good)
My mom likes Plaid
My mom could be a movie Star
My mom could work at a salad Bar
My mom could run a cable Car
My mom could have been in The Wizard of Oz (if she was alive)
My mom IS Santa Claus
My mom deserves a lot of Applause
My mom teaches me in School
And I'm glad she doesn't Drool
My mom doesn't like the NFL (but that's o.k., I don't like it either)
My mom has the brains of Einstein
And she's worth more than Centillion (1 followed by 303 0's) gold Mines
My mom could have built the Eiffel Tower
My mom is more beautiful than any Flower
My mom is a Joker
And I'm glad she's not a Smoker
My mom could play in the Sugar Bowl
My mom could sing Rock and Roll
My mom could be a Newscaster
Or she could be a Postmaster
My mom could grow a cabbage Patch
My mom could win a boxing Match (even though she wouldn't want to)
My mom can do a lot of Stuff
My mom is the greatest mom Ever
And she is so CLEVER
My mom knows every word from Antonym to
Synonym
and she could have written this poem.
There's lots of other great things about my Mom,
but if I said all of them my mom would be long Gone
before I finished.
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