Once there was a that lived in his house. He was not an ordenary
though, he was just like us, wore
, ate
, sat on
s, and even
ed.
One day he woke up in his pajamas and was ready for a great day. So he got up, and put on a pair of old overalls. he was very hungry, but he had slept in and it was almost lunch. So he went to a nearby "A&W" and ordered a hamberger. Soon it came. He did not want to eat outside so he went outside and sat on a bench.
Just about when he was about to take a bite of his hamberger, he heard a voice. No one was in the neighberhoud so he started taking a bite. right when it was in his mouth, he heard the voice again. And louder than ever. he pulled out the hamberger and looked again.
"Who is here?" he asked. "oh finally, you know what, I thought you were going to eat me for real!! You really tricked me there!!"
The
looked around again. No one there. Then he looked at his hamberger.
"You are
ing to me? ! ! A hamberger is
ing to me?!! I've lost my mind!! Food,
ing to me!!" the
said.
He put the hamberger in his mouth again and put his teeth to the bread.
"OWW!!" the hamberger screamed. But it was very loud because the sound went on and on in his mouth.
"Look, I'm sorry but I'm starving and I have to eat something." The
told he hamberger. "but... but... AHHH!!!"
Soon the
was chewing the hamberger. The
was so surprised with himself that he actually believed that a hamberger was really
ing to him. He forgot about the whole thing and carried on with his day.
To this day he still does not know that it was a real
ing hamberger, which could've helped him in many ways.