by
Lyndsey USA
Once upon a time a well civilized man was taking good care of his goats. When all of the sudden his cow kicked his pail of milk. The milk went everywhere! The pail hit the man in the middle of his head. The first thing he heard after that was his youngest goat. The man went crazy! He ran to the bakery. "Well hello, Thomas. Good to see you today", the chef said to the crazy man.
"Stay off my bridge!! It's Goatman's bridge, stay off!!" Thomas replied.
Everyone was shocked. Was this really Thomas, or an imposter??
1,000 years later:
Two young couples were on thy're way back to Dallas."BOO!!" cried the youngest boy.
"AHHHHH!!" said his date.
"Got yeh, Got yeh!!"the boy laughed.
"Jacob, you know I'm supersticious. Could you please act civilized the rest of the way??" Suzie pleaded her boyfriend.
But their conversation was cut off right there because they were about to cross Goatman's bridge.
"Stacy I dare you to stick your head out the window while we are crossing Goatman's bridge",the other boy said to his girlfriend.
"Sure, why not??" Stacy replied.
"No, Stacy!! Don't listen to Dan!! Your head will be cut off by the Goatman!!" Suzie cried.
"Suzie, there is no Goatman!!" Stacy shot back.
She rolled down her window and stuck her head out.
"See, Suzie?? No Goatman."
But at that moment, a huge, and fast hairy beast came and cut off Stacy's head! Everyone hurried back to the village.
"Stacy!! Oh, I was being stupid! Suzie, I should have listened to you!" Dan cried.
They had the fanciest funeral for Stacy that they could afford.
It took years and years for them to get on with life, Jacob recovered the quickest.(He barely knew Stacy)Dan tried to live with the guilt, but didn't suceed. Suzie never got over losing her best friend.
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