by
Danielle USA
Once upon a time there was a king named DMX and a Queen named Latifah. They always wanted a child or two, One day as she was walking through her garden Latifah spotted a rat and she said, "Oh rat won't you help me?" Then as weird as can be, the rat started talking and he said, "oh don't worry. I have a mother that is a voodoo rat and she can help you with your problem. "Oh that's great. "When can I meet her?" "she asked "when she gets done working." " Where does she work?" the Queen asked, "she works for you". Oh she does? Tell her to meet me here at 4:00pm. "Okay," said the rat. "Bye, bye now. " 2 hours later the Queen met the rat in the garden exactly at 4:00. She said, "What do you need help with?" "Well she said I want to have a baby. "Oh. That's easy All you have to do is plant four flowers under your bed. In the morning you will have two beautiful babies, and eat two flowers and save two for later. After you eat the two flowers then drink a glass of Apple juice and by the it turns 8:00pm you have gave birth to two beautiful baby's" "ok." Said the Queen, "Bye now." When the Queen got back to the castle she did exactly what the rat said. The next morning she had four nice flowers under her bed. She ate two and thought, well it wouldn't hurt if I ate the other two. So at eight O'clock on the dot she had two baby boys. She named the ugly one Inrioco because she knew one day he was going to be a fine young man. The other baby was as fine as he could be. She named him Ja Rule. And Inrico dressed like a slob. By the time they turned 26 years old he still dressed that way until Ja Rule thought of an idea. "Why don't I hook up my brother with a girl.? Yeah, that's a great idea!" he said. First I have to find a girl for myself. Then he would think about his brother. Then he found a girl that had a sister who didn't care what kind of guy she had, as long as he was fine! So Inrico and Ja Rule went on a double date so when she met Ja Rule she was like Ok. said he is fine. They had to talk for a while before they sat down for dinner she asked him, "I thought I told you I liked fine dudes? And he said, "He is fine. He just doesn't look it now because he's all dirty. The only way to get him cleaned-up is to talk to him. Make him use his powers. "Yeah, right," she said. "No. I'm not kidding. What do I say? Stuff like is that all the cloths you have? After their talk she went and sat down with Inrico at the table. She said the same thing his brother had said. "Is that all the cloths you have? He said, oh no. Of course not.well why did you where them then? "That's the way I dress, but I can change my cloths. Well, change em' then. " Ok. So he pointed to different pieces of cloths and said a special word for them. Sooner or latter he looked like a fine gentleman, so then they had their special dinner. And it turned out a good ending ja Rule stuck with the same girl and so did Inrco, Inrico's girlfriend made him dress like a real gentleman for the rest of his life. Peace out!
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