Emily said, "You are not a crown. Why are you sitting on my head!?"
The duck said, "I know all ducks cannot go down people, but I will come down from here. I seem to be wasting my gravity."
Emily bent down to look at the duck and replied, "I see. So it was you on my head, huh?"
The duck flapped a wing and said, "Yes. I will be your teacher and help you, whatever you need."
So Emily took the duck home and put it in a soft cozy dogbed. For as long as she lived, Emily played and fed the duck and the duck would help her.
Emily has a new friend.
But Emily, if you don't get any A's on your report card, your special Chuckie rainbow duck will come back on your head, stuck there like magic.